I have always wondered why people live in Buffalo...especially my pal Tom the Geek and his fine wife Lynne and his 16 year old daughter Rachael. Granted, I know nothing about Buffalo so any following insults about the place are ignorant, low blows:
National news about this Buffalo storm report 5 1/2` of what is White Gold if it`s in Telluride. It is still coming down there, apparently. So I texted Tom the Geek last night to see if he can still get to his outhouse...not really knowing his finances.
Tom texted back: SHIT PANTS.
I texted back: Do NOT shit bed.
This Telluride dawn, today, Tom texted me again: where he lives they only have 6"-8" though he did not mention any outhouse.
Tom did text: Haitian presidential candidate DUDIS COKE is residing in NYC. Back East is a funny place.
Tom the Geek and family may come ski Telluride this winter...I hope so and invited them. I did not invite Dudis Coke...still chortling about the Haitian presidential candidate`s name...Tom says: FOR REAL!!!
We only got 30" from our storm here, but, we are hoping for lots...there`s enough though for Turkey Day, when we open the ski hill.